Fucking jesus almighty could come back down and film the damn thing with God's camera and it's still going to be an abomination. See, e.g., Prometheus.

Inception is a fun idea surrounded by two hours of lazy farts.

He's allergic to fun.

He did two things very well: biomechanical sex monsters, and mapping out fat-guy physical comedy routines.

Be way cooler if it were a fictional movie about RBG the covert badass. Rope in all the women's rights advances, but also show her round-housing Dolf Lundgren

That still may be the most accurate and honest thing ever said in a movie.

Yeah, I think the audience silence thing might depend a lot on where you live. You go to a movie in Atlanta, people are going nuts. (And if you go see a horror movie in Atlanta, it's just like that Eddie Murphy sketch.)

But with the added parenthetical: (but don't worry she can't get pregnant because she was forcibly sterilized, haha!).

LOL. I love the idea of the Bros getting all Axed-up and heading to the mall for the rowdy new Jack Black comedy. "I heard it was gross as hell, bro!"

I used my Zune to record Iron Man 2.

Where you saw Darth Vader talking to some old dude in a cloak who laughed menacingly . . .

But that can't touch the worry over Han being put in that goddamn carbonite. Kids today find out his fate in the time it takes to switch the DVD, but I had to wait like THREE YEARS, literally every single day wondering if he was awake in there, if it hurt him, where he was, how they were going to save him—it…

I can only remember being five, and being outside the theater waiting to get in, about to shit my pants in anticipation without any real idea of what I was going to see. No memory at all of actually seeing the movie, I can only assume my brain had shut down.

What's so sad is the last 20 minutes of the last prequel (I've blocked out the name) where everything starts looking like New Hope, white hallways and 70's hair and all that.

Well, to be fair, Age of Ultron sucks.

And then you killed her?

I have literally no idea what you're talking about and it sounds like it's for the best.

And there's still no better Arnold than the "Pumping Iron" Arnold. That dude was a motherfuggin peeemp.

The old "unless they ruined everything, they succeeded" argument, eh?

I'm not asking for spoilers, but isn't the ending to this movie a foregone conclusion? It just looks too sad to be enjoyable.