What about Black Box, remember them? They were from the same scene, and like C&C Music Factor, had a skinny black chick pretending to sing with Martha Wash's voice. People still love those tracks, so what's the big fucking deal about Rob and Fab?

Totally agreed. And as I said above, you can't buy Milli Vanilli on iTunes. Just because it was a hoax doesn't mean I didn't (ironically) love those songs. I mean, SHIT, I almost got laid on senior year spring break while listening to that cassette. GIVE ME BACK MY MEMORIES!!

LOVED Milli Vanilli. But do you know you can't buy that shit on Itunes? WTF????

But why is he covered in chewed up bubble gum? Is that his armor or something?

You're a loser.

You don't "remember"? It's right there on your feed, Jesse. Unless you've gone back and deleted it, like you did with your comments about Madonna's adopted kids. You should be ashamed of yourself.

You tell him, June! People wanna talk shit about our Taylor?! The kid's a fucking national treasure, easily the "realest" person in the Twilightverse and abs for DAYS.
Jesse WISHES he had half the hair on Taylor's head. Jesse can't even teach a dog to sit, let alone morph into a wolf. Jesse fucking QUITS, Jesse…

7) Complete inversion of logic and reality
8) Worst CGI ever committed to film (that fucking baby!)
9) Scowling, frowning, looking confused and pouting
10) PG-rated decapitations aplenty
11) the Tom Skerrit dad dude being momentarily terrified that Taylor Lautner is about to rape him in the woods

Watching Twilight is like taking drugs. Time slows down, things that are horrible seem weirdly soothing, nothing makes sense and you feel remotely horny. I'm a grown ass man, hate horrible teenybopper shit and have absolutely no reason to love Twilight, but I do.

Long time vegetarian here, but I found that if you get two of those Morningstar Farm fake "chic'n" patties, three slices o' fake bacon, some american cheese and some mayo, you can live the double down dream without having to kill anything! And it's actually not that bad for you. I call it the DOUBLE UP.

Hi, I don't want to be rude, but if you don't know what a Double Down is you need to seriously chiggity check yourself.

It's the Greek word for "canker sore." Unfortunate name, really.

Predominately.

It's not like it's acid, sweetie!

You're going to a movie on a second date? Dude, RENTAL ON THE COUCH.

I don't know if you've been keeping up on current events . . .

Too bad when the alien ship came up from the deep it would pass right by their underwater research station, which, of course, was on the ridge NEXT TO the abyss, not directly over it.

Is that for real that he directed that?

They revived him and he's been hanging out at a bar for like 20 years, which is why he's so old and not-hollywoody any more. Newt grew up to be Drew Barrymore, and she's mostly given up cocaine, mostly.

With reference to my comment above, when Beihn heard about this reboot he filled his pants with space jam.