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Dude was washing dishes at a Waffle House when he heard Blomkamp was going to bring Hicks back to life, and it was only the third time in his life he ejaculated without having his penis touched.

Catalina islands here I come!

Wicked! VOD is a lifesafer for people with kids.

See, e.g., Alien. Sure, it was fun to discover how facehuggers and shit work in Aliens, but it was more scary to not have a clue about how the Alien got so big, how its mouth works, where the eggs came from; etc.

Ape Alien as much as possible, got it. :)

What!? Whiplash is a triumphant affirmation of humanity's power for greatness! It's Rocky but with art instead of sports!

Agreed. As I said above: the first half is horror, but then the movie is revealed to be psychological drama. I was enjoying it 1000% more when I thought there was a monster at the end of the book.

Actually, the genre lost interest in the genre. For the past decade it seems that almost all we get in the form of mainstream horror are the same plotlines and tropes played again and again: the monster really isn't a monster, it's the ghosts of an abused kid, or in someone's tortured mind, or otherwise the easily

Actually, number 1 is have actual characters. They will cause number 2, the story, to be defined.

Good for you! After this year you should put it aside and go for a second, entirely new movie. I found that when I stick with a project for a long period of time, the next one comes gushing out. Same might work for you.

I disagree. I thought the first half of the Babadook was VERY scary, queasy, uneasy scary, but then it becomes a psychological thriller and stops being scary, as you say.

No follow up on whether he managed to get with Diane Lane?

Motherfucking PRINCE.

What's the point? Couple of regular-priced dabs and dude wouldn't have walked out of there so easily.

Lady in Red (famously not edited when they showed it on my local broadcast channel)
Diamonds.
Sixteen Candles (just boobs, but still)

Seriously. He's really headed toward Michael Bay town, imo.

I'm sure they care about the superhero characters. They guys who write Super Jail care about Alice and Jailbot, too, but that doesn't mean Super Jail should win best picture (though really it should).

You mean the battle with the insurmountable force of evil that's easily surmounted at the appropriate time?

"The movies that seemed to entertain the most people are not well recognized."

GotG was just one more entry in the SUPERHEROMOVIE canon. Tired tropes, no characters, pretty visuals and a pat ending.