I'm also offended she didn't say anything about men's rights. She's a total exclusionary hater.

Ugh. I've never liked Pynchon, but I am a big fan of Anderson, so I gave the movie a try. Long, purposefully confusing and rarely funny (the best gags are in the commercial), I generally disliked it. But then I couldn't stop talking about how and why I disliked it, so figured there must be something to it. The…

Epps has never once had the devious twinkle in his eye that Pryor possessed every time he performed.

You could be right. I shat blood and blacked out after the 47th ounce, so I don't have the best memory as to the specifics.

Fortuitous Typo being the name of my new punk band.

Spike explained it to me like this: gingers are considered tainted because their skin is all covered with freckles. How much of the total surface area is actually white; etc.

The people making the decisions about who goes in the movie are the ones most invested, I would think, in the sanctity of the movie awards. If you say their game is stupid, you don't get the chance to play anymore. You think?

Yeah, that's what I meant to say. She's continuing to diss the institutions they work hard to support.

Aquaman is like the Wonder Twins—you've got to really work it to find a reason for him to use his powers.

That make me chuckle and then sigh.

Honky Illuminati is your whitest of the whites. Heidi Klum is the sitting president and that albino dude from Foul Play is the Sergeant at Arms.

Dickputation

They have spares at the door, just in case.

I got that ALL people are terrible.

He's got a little tuna micro-penis, so I'm guessing it wouldn't be a big deal, but given the near absolute certainty that Marvel is going to make me sit through yet another hackneyed origin story, I'll take the risk.

Lady, Mo'Nique is the one who said you can't eat a golden globe. The second part is a reference to a steakhouse in El Paso Texas where if you eat an entire 64 oz steak, you don't have to pay.

Look, it happens at any job. People who play the game get ahead; people who protest the game get left behind. I don't think it's a stretch to assume that people who puts lots of time and effort into supporting award shows (which are fundamentally a waste of time from the jump) would be antagonistic toward people who…

Stefan from SNL now owns "Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire." I can't even think it without hearing his voice.

You can't eat a golden globe, sister. You can, however, knock out a 64 oz. steak, but it takes work.

Dead serious about being there when the breakfast bar opens.