It'd be like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.

If the Aquaman movie doesn't start with 15 minutes of worn-out origin story, I'll blow Charlie the tuna.

Lee Daniels' Piss the Little Children: the R. Kelly Story

Spike Lee told me that the Honky Illuminati admitted to him that it's not Mo'Nique's fussy attitude—it's that they don't think she can best her work in "Beerfest." It's like a Bjork/"Dancer in the Dark" thing. When you nail an iconic role so perfectly, when you embody such a rich character so fully, directors don't…

Just please please please please PLEASE GOD tell me we're going to get an origin story. ORIGIN STORY, I NEED YOU SO BADLY!!

What do you mean? You're dissing me because I'm a dude? That's not very cool.

Well, fucking A! When you're out past 9pm getting rowdy this week, drink one (aka six) for me and revel in this time.

Good luck, homeboy. Hopefully she'll take the kids to grandma's or something like that soon so you can have some time to be yourself and go off.

And they're both represented here in this thread.

And what could one say in reply to that? Thanks for questioning my integrity on the basis of nothing? I apologize for holding a commonly accepted worldview that you disagree with (for some unarticulated reason)?

If I come back and appreciate them as being awesome, sure, why not?

"Eat a fat bowl of dicks, John Saleeby."

You just described several of the scenes that make it great.

Of partying? Not yet, but hopefully tonight after the kids are in bed, for sure.

Everyman, cousin. Everyman willing to say it out loud.

I can only assume that's the reason why people are acting like what I'm saying isn't true.

I have no idea what that means, but I'll assume it's not nice. Why you hatin?

Haha, sure there is!

I get it. Many men become so trapped by their jobs, their families, their adult responsibilities that they lose the opportunity to get wild, which is very sad indeed. But take heart, brother—the opportunities are still there, you just have to work harder to make them happen. Carve out some time for yourself, you…

Left the fuck alone with a fat sack, a pony keg and full volume Zepplin, amirite!?