You mad? I'm not saying just in my phone, I'm saying literally EVERY guy I know, at work and otherwise, if given the freedom and opportunity (and a promise that he won't be punished by the warden*) will get his party on. That's what men do!

I'd pay $3 more if you could smoke down in the theater.

Hahah, good one. Let me guess: she tracks your posts on Disqus?

Even if there were grown men who DON'T want to drop everything to party balls, and I disagree with that premise, why would I want to meet them?

That's a joke that's funny anywhere! Just imagine a guy working an ipad with his dick—it's gold.

"he turns out to be another neurotic could-have-been, a drug-crazed party animal waiting to burst out—just like Jacob, Lou, and seemingly every other man in what must now regrettably be called 'the Hot Tub Time Machine universe.' Here . . . men are ticking time bombs of addiction and self-destruction. "

Kanye backed off because he knew that Beck's no Taylor Swift. Whatever bullshit Kanye said or did, Beck would still win the day with class and intelligence. Yeezie realized he walking into a buzzsaw and rightfully backed the fuck up.

That's really a stretch on Round and Round. It's evocative of the same feeling as Stevie's, but they really don't line up.

Shhh, grandpa, it's past your bedtime.

It's funny, I read your first paragraph thinking you were cool and were about to educate us.

glazed somnambulism

Pressing play on that trailer causes your monitor to release a fart.

Why no just skip it and watch the original? It's better than you remember.

Did you watch the trailer? Your hopes have already been dashed.

If you want like-minded souls, go to Aint it Cool. There's a goddamn lynch mob being organized over there . . .

Same here except I know better than to undertake your second step.

And that her fate is transferred to the people that greenlighted this cynical money grab.

Fuck this movie, just show the Frontline expose instead.

All I know about Australia is that that's not a knife, this is a knife.

Would be the only reason to see it.