Again, anything any vegetarian says "insufferable" to meat-eaters, so why play nice? The meat industry has 95% of the world parroting its propaganda 24/7, so I think we'll survive if vegetarians sometimes speak above a whisper.

Never seen anybody call a pile of shit a Nazi, even a big ol' pile.

"Take note that I want it to happen, I want this awful mental block, this scarlet letter of having not slept with anyone out of my system!"

Ha! Except one group of dicks has one of the world's largest industries pushing their fucked up agenda into my face all day every day. The day that meat eaters shut the fuck up with their BUT BACON TASTES GREAT and MEAT ITS WHAT FOR DINNER, I'll pipe down, too.

Totes. Majority rules, amirite!? Small minorities can just STFU, stupid ass minorities.

Right? And GOD, what about Janice and her peanut allergy? Sorry bitch, but yes I am going to demolish this package of Nutter Butters right here at the cafeteria table. 90% of us LOVE those things!

As I said above, I went apoplectic at Disneyland last year over the abject lack of non-meat foods. Even the fucking salads have meat. And that shit's in California, for chissakes!

Yes, I usually become inflamed over the personal preferences of others. Who are these fucking jews with their own holidays? Rolling my eyes SO hard at them right now.

No, that's being a complete shit, don't sell yourself short.

Fantastically well said. If they were fully comfortable killing animals for food, vegetarians wouldn't upset them so much. It's because they know, at some unspoken, tacit level, that what they're doing is indefensible, so they come out with both guns blazing.

Espousing a belief doesn't make him a Nazi, homeboy, unless you feel threatened by it, that is.

"I'm mostly a vegetarian except when I escape the warden and shove hot sausage down my throat all night long."

Agreed. As with any mention of vegetarianism, methinks the meat-eaters doth protest too much.

"Negative stereotypes about vegetarians by being anemic, shallow and preachy."

Wes Anderson's "Meatballs." Remove all the characters and camera movements, add 10 million doo-dads and 26 stunt-castings and you're there.

I've likewise whispered " . . for my pussy" to a whole host of people who've apparently never seen the movie. Did not go over well.

I've been your friend, and it's a very difficult situation. Women are typically given more space to be "crazy," so oftentimes people act like a woman's abusive behavior is just part of the package. _Of course_ she screams and throws things and says terrible shit she doesn't really mean—she's a woman! As Jack…

They cast Sean Connery in the fireman role for the same reason they cast the same actor to be the farmhand and the Tin Man—to create doubt about whether the whole thing was a dream.

Wait: you, the guy who thinks Through the Gift Shop is above-board, is making fun of 911 conspiracy theorists? Now I'm starting to wonder if you're just another Banksy prank.

And I could insult you by pointing out that all the art there is what's featured in the movie, and none of it is for sale, but in fairness you thought the documentary was legit so I'm guessing you're working with certain challenges and I don't want to be a bully.