Show me where Mr. Brainwash and/or his art have ever existed in the real world—been bought, sold, exhibited outside the confines of the movie—and I'll join your belief. I mean, go to his "site"—its obviously and patently bogus.

There's no reason to believe he's the Greek king! He's just a descendant, or a guy who looks like him.

Impressive that you could pause your superasshole parade long enough to include that umlaut.

Flaws? No.

Of the many disturbing things in that movie, one that always haunted me was the total lack of a FLOOR in those scenes. Where the fuck's the bottom? Used to keep me up at nights.

How is that Agamemnon? It's just Sean Connery playing dual roles.

Why do you think Sean Connery at the end is Agamemnon? I just assumed they look a lot alike (sort of how the farm hands look a lot like the Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow). There's nothing to indicate that's actually Agamemnon, is there?

Here's to being stinking rich!
And here's to Kevin!
Stinking Kevin!!!

Yeah, but the beef is the same as with the purported reboot of Escape From New York: both movies were great largely because of Kurt. You tell me you've got Kurt on board for a Little China sequel and I'll suck-start a Harley, but no Kurt no dice.

It would also be nice to have a legit Muppets movie that wasn't a tribute to Jason Segal's fucking ego. I mean, fuck me, a Muppets movie that's about some bloated white guy and a boring Muppet I've never seen before? That doesn't even play the fucking Muppets theme until the movie's almost half over?

Distance looks like a bad version of Stun Runner.

"Theft is taking something and not leaving it behind. Making digital copy does not remove the original."

And to think my initial post here was just a guess.

. . . at guessing what you want her to say.

You know very little about ellipses. I'm guessing your wife doesn't teach English.

Booze in California Adventure, a full bar that's not a 2 minute walk from the parks' entrances, and medical dispensaries that will deliver to the Disneyland hotel, can I get a HELL YES I'M TRIPPPING!!

Newsflash: if you hate Disneyland it's either because (1) you never got to go as a child, and you're bitter about it, (2) you went, forgot how great it is, and don't have kids yet to remind you, or (3) you went, but now you're an abject piece of shit.

I'd like to hear more about this Kickstarter idea.

Sean O'Neal, that's mighty fine work turning a two-sentence report into something almost epic. Damn near Pychonian, my good friend, KUDOS!!

Is this a real interview? I feel like Manson's answers were written by some AI program designed to mock Marilyn Manson. He should really talk less, this interview just ruined him for me (which is amazing because he's been around forever).