Honestly, that's what's driving this but nobody has the balls to say it. No one wants another fucking Wolfman movie—fuck Wolfman. What we want is a 1980's Goonies-style thing where little kids crack wise while fighting classic monsters. Call motherfucking Fred Dekker, wake Shane Black up from that hooker's ass and…

See above. Ice Cube and probably Zac Efron.

These guys are artists! They're not going to draft a script just because market forces demand it!

You left out:

This. Make them exactly as scary as the 30's movies, in the same tone. They need at least two or three legit creepy movies with a menacing atmosphere before they can starting having Ice Cube stand in for Costello.

If number 2 is up for debate, they're already screwed.

No, it will culminate with the Monster Squad, where a little fat kid will kick Wolman in the nuts (which, for werewolves, are known as "nards").

Katy Perry has boobies DOH!

That goddamn oily ham-hock is fucking everywhere. Put it away lady, we know.

Also quite simalar.

Remember the Hercules machine, with a ball the size of a baseball and flipper buttons so far apart you could barely reach them?

One thing that's often left unsaid is that the original incarnation of Pee-Wee's Playhouse was a recording of the groundlings show, and was aired on HBO. It was pretty racy! I'll never forget Pee-Wee hypnotizing a woman and telling her to drop trou, or using shoe mirrors to look up a skirt. Also, the Syl Stone…

Now I "hate women." Good lord, you've become as noxious as your namesake.

Meh. I love Robert's voice, but what I really love about Zepplin is the WHALLOP, and the virtuosity. Oh, and the songwriting.

That's bogus. Richard Pryor made a career out of telling jokes often aimed at white people, and, as a white person, I found them to be some of the most hilarious ever told.

Like Dane Cook, can we ever applaud him enough?

Male comics be all "ARGH, MY PENIS!!"
But women comics are all "Oooh, vagina!"

I think we should talk about how Zepplin continues to be the greatest band of all time. I was listening to Houses of the Holy yesterday and goddamn does that album ROCK.

I guess so.

I'm not angry, I'm just wasting time when I should be working. lol.