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There was a minute when the alternative rock stations were playing SC's version of "Landslide," which has to be one of the worst covers of all time. It pissed me off to no end. They'd NEVER play the original, because of course that wasn't alt rock, yet they'd play the bastardized SC version. Fuck that version.

Perhaps, except that Prince rules and Bruce Springsteen sucks a fat bag of dicks.

But only if he would let someone else produce him now!! His musical talent is still largely in check, but his production skills are increasingly horrible. My god, imagine if he were willing to give up even 5% control and have someone talented come and help (1) improve the sonic quality of his tuns and, even, more

Playboy still exists?

Little known fact: the script originally called for the Alien to fling itself into space when it got a look at her psychotic bush.

Ugh, screw that. David Finchers current movies are a BORE. I know people loved that Facebook movie, but he can't begin to produce the excitement (let alone the joy) required for a Star Wars movie. Frankly, these days, when he's not being gross his movies are a slog.

Read "Divided Soul," quite possibly the best biography of a musician ever written. The reason Gaye's dad had that handgun is because Marvin gave it to him, the result of Marvin's rabid paranoia from doing coke all day every day.

It was the most amazing dance move I'd ever seen, or have probably seen since. No idea why the AV club didn't link it, but here it is:

Singer said that in the final battle, it was enough (too much?) already juggling the two timelines, so a third plotline involving Rogue's effort to do something (I forgot what), was just too much.

That's right, but again: she's not sending his body back, she's sending his "self" or "consciousness" back in time.

This. They move so fast through the opening section because Singer knows if he slowed down, everyone would realize he's completely full of shit.

I was thinking: what this movie needs is a scene where Storm says something aggressive and then starts the ten-minute warming-up process for her wack-ass powers.

Totally agreed. The rest of it seems mostly rehashed. And if see James McAvoy put his fingers to his temple one more time, I'm gonna but somebody.

Seriously. He's the best part of the movie, hands down, then unceremoniously disappears. What happens after is a let-down, IMO.

It's about you having shit taste.

Coincidentally, when I saw the Beasties on the License to Ill Tour, I purchased a tour t-shirt that said 'GET OFF MY DICK" on the back.

You shut up.

Does the article even mention Daft Punk?

And it would have sucked.

A bouquet of petunians DOH!