I don't need a watch because I have a phone. I don't have two things because I only want to fuck with one thing. Basically, take the watch, wrap it around some Glass and throw it into the bay, thank you.

If you get the cheap champagne, pour it over ice and add redbull (diet), it's just like drinking redbull vodkas except you don't brownout and stab your cousin.

But then, like everything in American Hustle, he ran it into the dirt. Ugh, just thinking of that movie makes me feel irritated.

Also set to occur: the Enterprise will hide in a muddy swamp while Kirk and Spock, both versions, buttrape a village of tribbles.

Is it just me, or does the first half sound a lot like an overworked Luke Vibert album? That boppy mid-tempo thing he did on Wagon Christ or Kerrier District?

People took the piss out of Eletroclash, but when it first hit it was a the SHIT. For a decade clubs had been stuck in egalitarian electronic dance music land, so it was so awesome that you could once again get dressed up in black and sneer and be part of a legit, edgy nightclub scene. The music wasn't meant to…

And speaking as the person who rubbed his inflamed genitals all over both videos in question before you handled them, you're probably want to visit your doctor.

I ROCKED the salad bar LIKE A HURRICANE!

Black people can't never have no fun!

God, if dropped all the unnecessary slo-mo from the LOTR movies, they'd be regular length.

My mom was PISSED that the movie didn't end. She somehow missed that fact that it was the first third of a trilogy.

While on vacation in London, I used my "music time" to blast a drum and bass mix tape, complete with MC.

Not just beers! Champy in France, Margaritas in Mexico.

And then you segued into a boob rub?

In the mid-80's talked MeMa into watching Friday the 13th Part 3 on HBO when my parents were out of town. You'll recall it was filmed in 3-D.

(1) You diss Natural Born Killers, you diss yourself.

Yeah, and by the same token, I just took the most amazing shit of my life.

Why do filmmakers insist on troubling with the "found footage" bit? If you want to film hand-held, just do it—we've all seen it so often, we don't have to constantly be reminded of the device (and I'm sick to death of the lame explanations for why bro is still filming*).

I'm going to skip the 37 obvious jokes in honor of your heartfelt memory. :)

I think it undersells TS 3 to call it a suicide pact. Arndt hit something there that was way more existential, a sudden and complete awareness of the value of love in the face of death, or something, like a band of comrades on a sinking submarine. Quite possibly one of the most moving film moments I've experienced,…