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No, sorry. When she got plastic surgery on her face she made the decision to look like an alien rather than age, a la Joan Rivers.

Lol, great post. I feel exactly the same way.

It's funny—there's a ton of weird, unpleasant shit in that book, but it reads like a comedy to me. Clearly, that sort of comedy doesn't translate to film well.

Thank you, and agreed. Part of the problem is that in the three years since Glass Swords came out, "trap" happened and now Rustie (and HudMo, and TNGHT; etc.) often sound like their own imitators. Green Language is one of the biggest let-downs I've heard in years, though it would be hard for anyone to match the…

This. Of course, they've long since lost their youthful mojo, but together they were rock titans; apart they're grumpy honkies.

No, no new Rentals material is exactly the same as new Rentals material. Play Friends with P and then go to hell forever, thanks.

Yeah, I don't agree with that. The first Weezer album is near perfect because it fucking ROCKS, hard and without any pretension. I suppose some of the songs have meaningful lyrics, but I never noticed cause I was too busy air-guitaring my ass off and chanting along to what I thought he was saying. (Your heart is a…

Nope. It had a couple of fun ideas that got run into the dirt by album's end. But for the big moog it wouldn't have gone anywhere.

Pathetic only because it saddens me to see them acting reasonably. Here's hoping Nikki finished his twitter comment, played a blazing solo and got back to worshiping the devil.

water?

A dicky-ricky ate your baby.

DC's plan is to stick with tested mediocrity over risky talent. IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD WAAAAAY!!!

Whatever happened to that Next Great Artist show (that, inexplicably, somehow featured full-frontal nudity of Al Pacino's pseudo-stepdaughter)?

Also helped that all their baby boomer fans were now in their mid-30's and ready for that angsty adult vibe that McDonald did so well.

Once you tune into his background vocal (just like with Jagger on "You're so Vain"), you can't hear anything else. It sounds like a choir or synthesizer at times, it's so cool.

Whereas now somehow I'm drinking vodka redbulls and doing lines off a photo of Loni Anderson.

What's terrifyingly sad is that while Yacht Rock is derided as being throw-away music, it's generally far more sophisticated than any pop music being made today.

Not to be obnoxious, but any sex with young girls is rape.

Please try and refrain from ever mentioning Ted Nugent for any reason.