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I had to turn it off for my kid's bedtime and figured we had 20 mins left.

Finally! A more focused remake of Pacific Rim!

You protest way too much, though Kells ain't mad. He knows full well that he suddenly showed up at your place, he'd wink at you and like, unbutton his coat and you'd be on the ground sucking his big toe.

Cause he's so good. Like Michael Jackson, if you make really really really good songs, you can save sex with underage people. That's just the rule.

R. Kelly is the captain of the international R&B space station dropping rabbit poops on Migel and the Weekend down on earth.

You've never seen the movie. Bruno gives this insane speech where he tries to intellectualize why Williams' bonkers antics aren't funny.

Can't talk, kissing another man in a hilarious way.

Right, because you won't pipe down in your insistence that a hilarious video isn't funny. It is, we understand the reasons you think it isn't, THANK YOU.

Have you seen Good Morning Vietnam? I swear this is the exact speech Bruno Kirby gives Robin Williams about why his routine isn't funny.

Yes, I think everyone is now fully appraised of your opinion about the video. THANK YOU.

My comments are posted elsewhere in the thread, but if you're going to keep having a Jezebel-style snit over something that's not even in the video, I'm going to keep making fun of you for it.

No: you're having a bit of a hissy up and down this thread insisting that the video is funny (if at all) because its homophobic. I think most people don't think it is homophobic, and find it funny for other reasons.

They did well, but I can't take them seriously for the faces they keep making. I swear, the bassplayer is making the exact faces Gene Simmons made when he was in Kiss, though thankfully he had the make-up to disguise them.

You're not going to let this go, are you?

Tell us more about your comedy analysis, Mr. Spock.

Nope. It's funny is because it's fucking with Kanye, and anything anyone does to fuck with Kanye is hilarious.

The show has basically become: watch Anderson act like a nervous little girl as Kathy Griffen makes bogus sexual advances at him. First she kissed them, and then, as I recall, she took off her shirt or something?

This new design stinks.

Michael Arndt, Orci and Lindelof, Dreamcaters rumble rumble

And damn was that climax ESTUPIDO! If he had 65 self-controlled Iron Man suits ready to go the whole time, why didnt' he bust them out in Tennessee when he was getting his ass kicked???