I think you must have gotten a bum night. I've seen them a half-dozen times, and it was pure professionalism and awesome improv the entire time.

CREST!!! An absolute stormer!!

CREST!!!

You're high, bro. Mars to Cobra is their absolute sweet spot.

Aluminum Tunes is really D&L part two, and Cobra keeps it going, imo.

Dots and Loops is the ultimate fall record. If you put it on, leaves start changing colors.

I actually remember flipping through a High Times in an Atlanta gas station while I waited in line and the back cover was the promo you mention. I was a stoner, wanted to see it, missed it (because it went away after one week), and was fucking STOKED when I finally caught it.

I'm pinching the bridge of my nose at your comment.

Thank god. If he gets to trounce one more of my precious memories I'm gonna put a boot in his ass.

It's better in hindsight (there are awfully dull stretches when you're watching), but nothing beats that scene where the kid's head melts and the snakes and bugs come out of the hole—just fucking grimey. Also, no one mentioned it, but when the "Halloween" theme suddenly cranks up in the third act—oh shit, you know…

Same thing for the gloryhole booths, amirite?

replace pudding with pasta and cowboys with lesbians

I knew a guy that would stop at Burger King during dates so he'd have napkins to clean up the jizz at the end of the evening.

Be right back!

You're just going to the wrong theaters.

That's the longest lol I've ever had from an internet comment. Good on you.

Poor Knoxville definite is worse for wear from all these hijinx. He looks better now with the grandpa makeup ON.

Were you equally opposed to Shindler's List for the same reasons?

Old enough for Roman to no longer want to fuck me in the butt.

Yes, let's look for the positive in a man who now fucks the daughter he raised.