It helped me be sensible enough to not go around defending the work of a pedophiliac rapist, like you do.

Hey Gojira, in America a 13-yo minor can't consent to sex, no matter how many times she bats her underage eyelids.  So yes, it has been determined without a doubt that this was nonconsensual sex, and kudos for demanding that standard in the first place.

The thing that Malick, or any sensible director, would do, is pull out 3% of the book and make that the movie.  Any attempt to tell the "story" of the book, to the extent there is one, would fail.

The Road is his most readable, IMO, at least because the plot stays on the rails.  Old Country for No Men is his most lucid writing, period, but then when the plot jumps it's so disorienting it ruins the book for me.

Gets less good as it goes along, yes?

The Unvanquished is his one "legit" book that's actually quite cinematic and fun to read.

Suddenly occurs to me that the idea of "TL;DR" existed long before the internet in the mind of everyone forced to read Faulkner.

You're not a nobody, sconn, though you would help your case if you added an avatar.

You say you've known an awfully large number of penises?

Don't be silly, King Hodor.  The Narrator below was saying something about being pro-molestation—I don't know if that comes from his like of Polanski's films or just from a general appreciation for the activity.

Edit: Posted in the wrong spot.

Look, Narrator, I'm not judging you.  If you're pro molestation or a John Wayne Gacy fan or whatever, that's you.  I won't watch any movies you make, even if I hear they're really ambiguous or good; etc., but I would never say you don't have the right to be in favor of molestation or baby killing or any of the other…

Calm down, homeboy, it was just a joke.  You protest WAY too much, so much so that I'm now starting to wonder if you really are (i) pro-molestation, (ii) a collector of Gacy clown poems, and/or (iii) Marilyn Manson.

Only if you don't read what they say, Craigy.

I would think "you're dead to me now" indicates that I have, Craig J. Clark.

The other reason is that his movies look like they were made on a macbook.  I mean, hooray, you're the writer director camerman effects man stunt man best boy foley man and caterer, but it LOOKS LIKE IT.

But she's the good looking older lady!  The one and only!

*SPOILER ALERT*

Wait for the sequel where a heroic Italian captain works tirelessly to put scared tourists from a capsized cruise ship . . .

Your mother gives a superb BJ but isn't a very good lover.