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Electronica, eh? Has he told you about that one time he was going to a rave and had to take a raw egg into a store in order to find out the location, but then his girlfriend dosed him with Euphoria and he almost got arrested because they were making out on the hood of his Mustang when the cops showed up? She was

Oooh, snap!  There's nothing better than the pyramid, and it's not like it has to actually be them to be great.

Before the AV Club even existed as a website a prophet foretold they would give his album a B+.  Dance music scares them so they could never review it on its merits, yet at the same time they don't want to appear to be the bros that they are, so B PLUSES ALL AROUND!

This is the most pervertedly weird yet awesome comment on the page.  Can I guess what it's going to be the soundtrack to after you find them?

Hearing the actual, quality album reveals it to be much more than what I was hearing via that Itune stream . . .

Yer trippin, son.  It's the fucking highlight!

Has anyone noticed how half these tracks seem to rip off Alex Gopher's "Ralph and Kathy" track about forelorn robot lovers?

I think the biggest impediment to the album is the track sequencing.  Unfortunately, tracks two and four are slow, moody tracks, and number three features Werner Herzog going off about something at length.  On my first couple of listens, I was put off by how mopey the front half seems.

This.  Best pop album of the year, maybe of the last few.

Depends on the first three.  I'd put Timberlake/land's 20/20 above it, for sure.

Cross was awesomely innovative and said the first and last word fuzzy electronic distortion.  On that basis I was an epic Justice fan.

As will my erection.

Paul Williams POOPS bigger than you, Muncher, and that's fucking crazy cause he's smaller than Danny Devito.

Did I even need to open this page to discover that the Onion AV club would manage to mention LCD Soundsystem in the first fucking paragraph of its review of Daft Punk?  I mean, jesus christ, the mid-western frat boy sensibility that pervades the music reviews on this site guaranteeS one constant: if I say "dance

Offensive?  They look exactly the same, they're just drawn by two different people.

It's just the same character drawn by two different artists.  Look at Batman comics: he's been drawn by dozens if not hundreds of people throughout the years, and he looks different in all of them.

Totally agreed.  I give him props for trying something new, but the aggro/whiny slam poetry meets screamo sucked even worse than usual.  And sure, bro, you're rich out of your mind and have complete artistic freedom, but you're the new slave.

But hasn't that always been SNL's Achilles heel, never varying even 1%?

Ugh, is there anyone more self-righteous and fussy as Kanye?

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