Explosive diarrhea is far more comprehensively worked-out and internally consistent than Prometheus.

John Travolta's heterosexuality.

Watched it again last night, actually, and the jump-cuts of the Alien when it attacks Yaphet Koto are so oblique, so seemingly incongruous it's almost impossible to even discern its form.  (There's one extreme close up of the teeth, then a side shot of the long, porpoise head, then the tail creeping under her legs—you…

Oh yeah, Super 8 gets so bad at the end it wipes out all the good will it engendered at the beginning.

Agreed! Though if you read Clarke's novel and then watch it again, it makes perfect sense.

A fantastic trait they continued into Prometheus, which is the most obnoxious "clue dropper" of them all, none of which lead anywhere except back up the writer's anus.

I scrolled alll the way down here to find your comment, so thanks.  Here's the fundamental beef with Memento:  if the guy's mind really wiped clean every few minutes or so, every time he "woke up" he'd be back at zero, and would have to read (and understand) every tattoo on his body before starting out again.  Which…

You're actually really excited about the new Daft Punk album but you're confused.

If you said "straight to fucking hell" I'll send you a fiver in the mail.

His parents, Pork and Karate (he's mixed), totally disagree.

If he'd stuck to that I'd still rate him. It's when he opened his mouth —AND IT NEVER SHUT AGAIN — that he became shit.

Agreed. It's what mermaids hear when they're going to underwater heaven.

I man'd up your mom's ass, but the baby killing shit just ain't for me.

Thanks so much for letting me know.

Once you've had a baby, even fake baby killing like this is almost impossible to watch.

Ahh, fuck yes, see my post above.  First it's Eryka Badu's naked sister getting covered in jizz, now it's man-faced mutilated baby and naked old dudes.

When your shit is so shitty you have to show gore, nudity and a mutilated baby to get people to pay attention, you've pretty much bottomed out.

I'm sayin.  And damn, that guitar lick has Nile Rodgers all over it, may even be even hype-r.

Empire of the Sun
La Roux
D'Angelo

Especially on this new clip, which sound HOT AS FUCK.