Glaswegian! Good.

I agree, though let's get real: Trap, like bro-step before it, is painfully one-note.   Harlem Shake is a good example of trap, but then so is every single trap song.  DAMN, SON, they all sound exactly the fucking same.  Mid-2000's drum and bass the same. Country and Western the same. THE SAME.

Lol. Good one Dennis.

His like for Hugh Acheson torpedoes the whole piece.  Hugh Acheson!?! The uni-browed guy with aspergers?  The dude who got booted off Top Chef masters in the first or second week and now talks shit to chefs who are obviously his superior? The dude who basically shits on peoples heads in "jokes" that only appeal to the…

And not just CGI, but horribly shitty CGI.  Looks like Beowulf it's so shitty.

Christ, Richard Dreyfuss looks fucked up in that picture.

I bet he thinks this jizz is about him . . . .

Franco is a serviceable actor and clearly has a lot of artistic energy, time on his hands, media attention and money to make things happen.  Thus far it hasn't amounted to much.

What amazing is the one thing I remember about the movie—indeed, the one thing I find myself thinking of often—is that scene where he catches the cigarette. (And then says "menthol!" and spits it out.)

Shit, what about Cobra and Phases?  Opening track Fuses is so wacky, almost abrasive with that horn, and then People Do It All the Time has to be one of the sweetest mom-to-baby songs ever written (and certainly one of the sweetest lyrics Laeticia ever penned).

Good look on Midnite Vultures, Beck's masterpiece imo
Odessey and Oracle also doesn't get enough love.

Roni Size Reprazent, "New Forms": Railing (Something From a Different Pace) into Brown Paper Bag.

Here's my beef with "marathoning" weekly TV shows: each week's show is 75% identical to the other weeks. Same plotting (CSI, Magnum PI), same sorts of jokes (Dennis is a sexual predator, Dee has a temper), same variations on the same themes.  We come back each week, in part, because there's a familiarity with the…

Here's my beef with "marathoning" weekly TV shows: each week's show is 75% identical to the other weeks. Same plotting (CSI, Magnum PI), same sorts of jokes (Dennis is a sexual predator, Dee has a temper), same variations on the same themes.  We come back each week, in part, because there's a familiarity with the…

Sorry for being obtuse.  What I was trying to communicate is that Las Vegas is a soulless cultural wasteland of contrived plastic douchebaggery, and the clubs there—just like everything else there—is a sad corporate knockoff of actual culture to be found in other places.

Nor would I be in line to go to ANY Vegas club. Vegas is the fucking APPLEBEES of America, and in the same way the bar of an Applebees sucks ass, so too do the clubs of Vegas suck ass (unless you, too, suck ass, in which case they RULE).

Of course, like most every other 12-year-old boy he also sees no point in washing his hands after he plays with shit, sooo . . .

Fairly sure they've mistakenly used the ad for "Ring 4: This Time in Vegas" for that video.

Too much soul on here for the onion crew.

Would have been an excellent article if it contained any facts about Tusk.  Yes, it's a weird, engaging track.  But where did it come from, what was the process behind it, what did people say about it; etc.