If it's not salty, you're doing it wrong.

Using a baseball bat instead of a cricket bat is a bootable offense.

We're just that special.

Don't make fun of grad students! They just made a terrible life choice!

I graduated from high school in 1997 so this should be nostalgia funtimes.

Which just turns out to be Milo Yiannopoulos' sex tape.

But it has plenty of vitamin R!

He is an unpleasant creature.

Nah, I love Bran. Also I feel for his actor because going through puberty on tv has to be the actual worst.

I just finished watching American Gods and was occasionally distracted by his marked resemblance to Columbo.

It's a much better role than you're giving it credit for, though — I saw the same production and Oyelowo was incredibly moving as the lone pacifist amid a crowd of bloodthirsty noblemen who were out to get him. I've low-key kept tabs on his career since and I'm glad he's finally become a big star because his…

Don't do what Donny Don't does.

A month is pretty optimistic, honestly.

Tiger Balm is great on pancakes though.

My dad was a copy editor for years and pretty much ensured the legacy of the short-lived St. Louis Sun by writing the headline "He bit hers, so she sued his." It's on the wikipedia page and everything.

Willy hears ya. Willy don't care.

Plus now it's all Voyager, bleh.

It's true! My son Bort never drinks Coke anymore.

Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform!

Apes. But they're not so big.