It starts with Memorial Day (although there's an extra week built in for snow days if necessary). We started classes on Wednesday of last week.

I teach at a public high school and we're basically in the path of totality so everyone got free glasses (and it was a nice reassurance as to their quality because the district wouldn't want to blind thousands of children whose parents might sue). We all went out and watched it after a presentation from the science…

He's really good at cyber!

Catholics love booze, anyway.

He looks like Ron Howard would if he had a full head of hair.

To be fair, that's pretty much the premise of "There Will Come Soft Rains." If short stories count.

"Starts" congealing? It comes pre-congealed for your convenience!

Provel also tastes like Play-Doh so it's understandable that it looks like it.

Counter-counterpoint: Only people who were born or spent their early childhoods here can tolerate it.

It's true. I've lived in St. Louis for 15 years and I have never gotten accustomed to the stuff, but I moved here in my early 20s.

…I want one.

I would have been fine with not seeing that Fonzie statue before the #liberals defaced, destroyed, or degraded it.

Never has Arya read such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!

But you can make sangria in the terlet!

I was a theater kid in high school so 1997 was all about RENT. Which I think actually came out in 1996, but my senior year was 1996-97 so it still counts.

Yeah, I went to Don Juan as well and that stage door line was scary. I was pretty convinced I was about to get trampled. Didn't get close enough for a picture either.

Oh, I don't think he has a type either, so much as I don't think he's an actor people would immediately think of as Macbeth (except for the Scottish thing), mostly because of his physique: he doesn't really LOOK like someone who could unseam somebody from the nave to th' chops. But I bet he could totally sell it, and…

I'd still rather have Hardy and Miller working my case than the SVU squad…

I think they're too old for Helena and Bertram, alas.

Especially single career women! There was also Abby last season and the journalist lady whose name I forget from the first season. At least this season there was no Olly for any of them to have sex with.