They don't show anything. Although that only makes it marginally easier to watch, honestly.

Apparently he played Richard II in LA in the early '90s and the basic concept was that they cast white actors as Team Richard and actors of color as Team Bolingbroke. Urgh.

What, no capital knockers?

It's a lot like Crossing the Desert.

Even a passing familiarity with medieval literature suggests that it's the non-outrageous medieval nuns who are in the minority…

There is! It's day 5, story 4. There's also one where a monk persuades a naive young girl to help him "put the devil in hell," and one where a woman's lover is found out by her gay husband when a donkey steps on his hand so they resolve the whole thing by having a threesome. Fun stuff.

It does seem to be more or less what they were going for to begin with!

Chief?

I know a place that sells Bee Cupcakes! Which are not, technically, full of bees, but they are full of bee byproducts, plus there is a candy bee on top. Good stuff.

I've never liked jam or jelly with peanut butter, but grilled cheese and jam is magical with the right cheese/jam pairing.

That headline definitely went on two words longer than it needed to.

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time.

Also, they have Crazy Bread. I never really crave Little Caesars pizza but every so often I really want Crazy Bread.

Mellow Mushroom! I love that shit.

Given the number of people who have said "fuck clowns" in this thread, there's clearly a market for it!

Plus they became a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice!

Kill two for matching clogs!

You may remember me from such animated films as Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp!

And he's only the size of a tugboat!

He's looked pretty much the same for the last 40 years, honestly (see, for instance, I, Claudius, wig notwithstanding).