But did they have Gummi Beers?

What do you think's in the burgers?

He won't have a hat in this version!

But he's still informative and witty.

Four Frank Sinatra dicks!

I'm probably weird but I've always really enjoyed that episode (I have a doctorate in Renaissance lit, which explains it).

*shudder*

It's true! We are so lame!

Only one person gets paid to park for free!

Men and women breeding better poultry? What kind of sick experiment is this?

He wouldn't shut up about the pompatus of love.

There's nothing gooey about Provel! It was designed not to be gooey! That's what makes it so vile!

The thing that creeps me out the most about provel cheese is that it's sold in strings like it was produced in a Play-Doh Fun Factory, which perhaps not coincidentally is kind of how it tastes as well.

Isn't Hungry Howie's based in Michigan?

Dewey's is probably my fave when all is said and done, but I'll definitely put in a good word for Mellow Mushroom in Sunset Hills. The drug-themed ambiance is pretty silly, but the pizza is amazing (although I think they're actually nationwide-ish). And Pointer's is a pretty good solid place (I am always happy when…

It is! I'm glad people nationwide are starting to recognize it as a thing now (they even mention it in Little Caesars commercials). But also, I miss the hell out of Buddy's.

St. Louis pizza is basically Chicago tavern-style pizza made inedible.

It's essentially lasagna in denial.

Damn straight. I've lived in St. Louis for 15 years and never managed to develop a taste for the stuff — I think you have to have been born here. Provel cheese is a deeply unnerving concoction.

I've seen gluten-free shampoo before. In case you're planning to drink it, or something. (I mean, I don't know if celiacs would have a problem with touching stuff with gluten, but does ANY shampoo contain gluten?)