Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?

Witch HANGING town.

Maybe being dead has given him some perspective!

I thought the Jerkass Homer gender stuff was setting up Marge genuinely wanting to go to Mars while Lisa ends up souring on the whole idea, because not only is her particular skill set useful but it's also appreciated in a way it's not at home. Although then I guess it would have turned into another stupid marriage…

It can be two things!

I teach at a Catholic school and we store booze in the faculty dining room.

They forgot that it was also the solution to all life's problems.

I kind of like "Braindead Stabathon."

Same here! I have a doctorate in Renaissance literature and I never get to use it except to teach two Shakespeare plays a year. And evaluate witch movies, I guess.

It was less "bright colors" and more "earth tones," really — Puritans weren't fans of flamboyance, obviously, but black dye was expensive and mostly worn by the wealthy (the same type of people who could afford to have portraits done).

I am kind of embarrassed to admit this because I saw it as an adult, but that episode of Criminal Minds with Mitch Pileggi shooting blonde women in cars comes to my mind far more often than I'd like while I'm driving on freeways.

Data on TNG has a button that he accesses by lifting up his thumbnail (I forget what it was for) and every time they show that I can feel my skin crawl several inches.

It grey thinky whale!

Someone actually did a Wuthering Heights adaptation when the whole P&P&Z book thing was big, in which Heathcliff was a vampire. Which really annoyed me, because it would suit his character so much better to make him a werewolf.

People called OJ, they go the house?

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Always on God's floor

Nobody likes Nabin!

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You're no longer in Sunday school! Don't swear!

Like Bing Crosby or JFK!