I miss this weird, absurd era of the internet very much. When memes spread like, well, memes. I guess I’m old.

Matt James really isn’t...good at this, is he? Like, he seems perfectly pleasant, probably, and he says the right things in the moment. It’s just that he can’t carry the show on his own, and the producers know that. He’s not Tayshia, who made what could have been a trainwreck of a Bachelorette season into something…

Clicks, but y’know—there’s something to be said about The Bachelor’s importance in our society and TV landscape. It’s watched by millions. It’s 25 seasons into its run, and this is only the first black bachelor. I think it’s worth receiving criticism. It’s, sadly, more culturally significant than a good number of TV…

Darkseid has always, always, always been cooler than Thanos in the comics and animated series. Like, he’s he Tiger-Force at the core of all things! When you cry out in your dreams — it is him, Darkseid, that you see! Darkseid is!

Yeah, straight up. You could just make a movie about these characters. Like, well, the DCAU or even the New 52 Justice League intro. You just introduce them in their respective cities dealing with a specific threat and then, oh hey, Batman reaches out to them. It’s not hard! 

I may be in the minority, but aside from the DC Animated Universe versions, the only times I’ve really enjoyed Justice League have been in lighter runs like Grant Morrison’s...

Writer Ben Mekler—who hosts a killer Mortal Kombat podcast called Mortal Podkast—mentioned that Granny Goodness looks Elizabeth Warren.

Yeeeepppppppp.

Reporting in from Texas: This fucking sucks.

This show’s the funniest thing. (Drone footage of Austin + obviously Los Angeles streets) is a fascinating combination. That episode where they went into the mountains of West Texas? Superb.

She apparently ate several at once. So, yes. God, I hate weed gummies. That feeling of “being high forever” is very real. It was like, eight hours later. and I was basically making promises to God to please, please, please let me not be high anymore.

Speaking of Marge Simpson impressions, this remains my favorite.

Actually, on second thought...loved the sign sketch, and The Negotiator was pitch-perfectly weird. Good sketches that didn’t overstay their welcomes!

I have adored Regina King since The Boondocks. Her work on that show was incredible. Nobody could’ve voiced Riley or Huey better. “Fake-ass Mariah Carey!” is one of the funniest line remains—to this day—one of the funniest line reads that I have ever heard. Glad to see her just absolutely killing it in her career. The…

Tifa in my FF7R play-through knocked out every major boss. Yes, even the final one. 

In recent years I’ve grown to really love PS1-era graphics. Love those blocky faces.

Well, I’m sure he’s going to be pleasantly charming. But I’m tuning in for Bad Bunny. Bahd Bunneh.

Yeah, astrophysics =/= hacker. I wrote it off as the laptop she was using was already tied to the system she was trying to access. Maybe Hayward’s password was his birthday.

Their comedic sensibilities seem at odds, but they’re also both exceedingly attractive to me. So, yeah, I’m going to check it out. I’m fascinated to see how they play off one another, both on-screen and behind it. 

Except...it shouldn’t. This is the MCU, after all. And in this universe, Wanda & Pietro only gained their powers after being experimented on by HYDRA.