I had a brief FWB who’s a video game nerd extraordinaire and, let me tell you, they know what they’re doing too. I was super surprised.
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My dad died on March 16. Someday’s are fine, others, like today, I haven’t left my pajamas and I haven’t showered since wednesday. I need to wash my bedspread and some clothes, but even going to the laundromat seems to be too much.
Zayn Malik can get it. That’s all.
My Tinder bio says “Godard and Chill” because it’s the most hip way to say you fucking love Godard. A lot of men have written to me and asked what my favorite Godard film is and then we end up talking about film and books. It’s kinda more like film school lite for me of late, which I’m cool with.
It was actually visually stunning to me. It was reminiscent of Godard’s Le Mepris. And, yes, while it was a vanity project, the cinematography and scenery and aesthetic were all very lovely.
Okay, I feel like I'm in a safe space here to admit this. But I would totally have a bone fest with Shkreli one night. He's got that post emo thing I find appealing. But then if I brought who he is into the equation, it'd be a hate fuck situation.
When I was a kid, my mom had a severe ulcer and was trying to make it to the bathroom, but couldn't make it from her room to the bathroom. So my brother and I called 911 to come get her. She made a speedy recovery and was released to come home a week later. The night she got home, I snuck the house phone in my room to…
I had a lot of regulars at a Frozen Yogurt shop where I worked when I was 18. There was this one man who came in often, by himself or with his family. Whenever he’d come in with his son, who was maybe 5, his son would comment on my owl necklace that I wore nearly every day that year.
Oh man, where should I start with my time working at Studio Frozen Yogurt in Studio City, California?
I am so glad it isn’t just me. I gained so many followers from a project I was doing for fun. It’s called Texts From Your Existentialist. I thought it was ridiculous that for someone who just gained nearly 100k followers, I ought to keep churning this shit out, regardless of whether it was as good as my earlier posts…
I had Britney Spears posters and magazine spreads all over my walls. I eventually had to put some on my ceiling.
I was 13 and lost my virginity to a 17 year old. I kept doing shit with dudes thinking it’s a normal thing to do when you’re 13.
Okay, as someone who’s had her spell with coke and alchy, whenever I watch Jimmy Fallon, I always get the vibe that he’s coked up. Like, his mannerisms and the way he talks and acts are totally indicative of this.
NOT TO MENTION, IT WAS DIRECTED BY XAVIER DOLAN! Okay, I’ll stop yelling, I just rly love Xavier Dolan.
Yeah, no... I had a friend drunk cut my bangs a few years ago and never went back to being bangless. They actually accentuate my eyes, which I think rule a lot harder than my forehead does...and my forehead tends to stand out more when I’m bangless, and I don’t dig it.
Her top reminds me of something I made when I was 17, altering my tees with scissors to look more like Kate Moss, and her skirt is kinda Little Edie Bouvier Beale as well.
Why does Kanye dress Kim like a teenager that made alterations to her clothes in her room in the middle of the night to look more “nouvelle chic”? Honestly, I made a look super similar to that when I was 17, had nothing to wear, and I couldn’t be caught dead walking down Ventura Blvd. in jeans and a t-shirt without…
Happens at music festivals, except it's not grey dust turds, it's black snot and when you wash your hair, it's as if you just dyed it jet black from all the dirt that's collected in there. FYF flashback.
Hi, I’m in the greys a lot as I come in and out. But I just needed a place to vent. So a few weeks ago, my mom was let go from her job, it’s under new management and they don’t value great work anymore, but only that someone will be there at all hours. She’s older, so of course, with her ulcer stomach and stuff, she’s…