So many Rooney treats this year, I’m so excited.

I did the sensible thing. Didn’t sleep much at all last night. Usually I come to around 5:15 AM and toss and turn till I get my ass up at 6:00. Not this morning. I had a text, time stamped 3:45 AM, from Party Animal Fuckboy Who’s Bad For Me But I Can’t Get Enough of Nor Can I Delete Him From My Life Yet. Usually I…

Highway 61 Revisited, Desire, Nashville Skyline.

Out of all the addictive substances in the world that I’ve done, and for the fact that alchoholism runs in my family... coke is the only drug I would ever see myself having a serious problem with. It’s just too fun when you do it. If only you never had to come down or cater to any type of menial responsibility ever.…

I’m gonne need more details about Britney wanting to marry a silicon valley geek, please.

Ugh, I passed on my once weekly dick appointment last night ‘cause I was too tired. But if it did go down, I most certainly would have dropped a little “hey” in there afterward. May even tonight. :)

Lemme guess, Colin Tilley sites Harmony Korine as his cinematic icon?

Is it bad that I kinda get turned on by Skrillex? Yes? okay, I’ll just take my leave now.

I still think about Original Doll on a regular basis. It was her brain child she didn’t get to release and I hope Glory is a little closer to the vision she has in her mind till we get the full blown Original Doll.

I want to cry right here at my desk because this popped up on my facebook feed right exactly when I needed it. It was just this morning, on my commute to work, looking for AA meetings in my neighborhood. There is historical alcoholism in my family, but I always thought if I just acknowledged that and thought that it…

I saw this when it came out, I was 10. Holy shit, I got away with a lot. This also marked the beginning of me being supes sexually curious and Kathryn was my style icon.

Hello, my name is April, I’m 27 years old and still stanning for Britney Spears. It has changed in recent years, I’ve been stanning hard for Lana Del Rey. Though I can say, since I turned 27 on April 13th of this year, the Instagram “YASSS QUEEN” posts have dwindled significantly.

Sometimes I miss Mickey Avalon.

Why do you say he’s full of himself?

Don’t you dare defame my early aughts style icon and imaginary BFF, Mr. Nobody. You take Keira’s name right out of your mouth!

Hi, I’m 27 years old and just this past January finally moved into my own place for the first time ever. I have a roommate, but it’s a pretty sweet deal for living in one of the ~hip spots~ of Los Angeles.

Will it break me in the way that The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter broke me?

Where is Kate tho?!?

Same here. I miss pre-Instagram models. I think those who followed fashion around the mid to late 00's had the last wave of supermodels whose social media pull didn’t matter.

Ugh, I missed my chance with Colin about four or five years ago. He was at Starbucks in the Valley of all places. I sit down with my coffee and book, which I was really fuckin into apparently, ‘cause Colin came up asking me how I was doing and I said “very well and you?” And didn't wait for a reply and proceeded to…