How was that? I just finished rereading Virgin Suicides and Marriage Plot is on deck next. I think I have a copy of Middlesex too.

I’m kind of loath to recommend it because it’s sad, but I recently reread Virgin Suicides. I’m not sure if you’re one who loves to dwell in the sadness. But I love that novel. Still can’t believe that was a first novel. Simply wonderfully written. Also, recently, I discovered one of my favorite thinkers of the 19th…

I’m with this theory so much. I realized I was getting way too invested in the Robert Durst case and wondered what my damage was. Why I was obsessed with it so much. Then I realized, it’s because I seem to attract the poor little rich boys. I had just stopped dating one who reached out to me on Instagram. He really…

You talking about the ‘Bu? Yeah, I always found it so funny that there was an AA seemingly in the middle of nowhere in Malibu.

No no no no no, my name is April. I can’t have my name attached to that douchebro. It’s bad enough that in films Aprils are always hookers who’ve been murdered, but....NEIN!

My mom told me that my father used to call that kind of sensation, “music that makes your nipples hard.”

Celebs always wanting the star FroYo treatment. I remember one night when I worked at a mom and pops FroYo shop in Studio City (which has now been replaced by Yogurtland, thx capitalism.) We had the doors shut, all the outside lights off, and chairs up. But this particular evening, whilst my coworker and I were…

WOW, mythical fairy creature woman who buzzes about your mind like a giggling nymph, full of quirks and ~unique~ behaviors turns out to be a HUMAN WOMAN WITH ACTUAL ISSUES?! What a novel idea. Such invention, John Green, much wow.

Okay, but honestly, Scott could get it, right? Right y’all? I’m not even ashamed. Sorry not sorry.

Good. My morbid fascination with Durst hasn’t been satiated in a while. I made progress by stopping Googling his name for updates, but have since taken to doing so again.

I was ghosted for a good week before my ex texted me this long thing at 2 in the morning about how he met someone, then proceeded to tell me before our first date he read my entire tumblr (all.five.years of it) and continued to read it while we were together. He still does apparently, so, I dunno.

Just write poetry and prose... it’s so much more fun writing about your delusions of grandeur with allusions to Old Hollywood and putting them into a fun format.

I had a really wonderful experience with Flava Flav. One day, my brother and I were waiting outside of a check cashing place in North Hollywood for our mom to come get us. While waiting, up rolls Flava in his black Escalade with a handful of money about to go into the check cashing place. But first he stops and asks…

I had a really wonderful experience with Flava Flav. One day, my brother and I were waiting outside of a check cashing place in North Hollywood for our mom to come get us. While waiting, up rolls Flava in his black Escalade with a handful of money about to go into the check cashing place. But first, he stops and asks…

There was that one time I was waiting for my ride with friends outside of Hyde and Dave Navarro walked up to me and told me, with his hand on my shoulder, “it’s nice to see you again.” Never saw him before in my life, but apparently he saw me?

I still have the desire to fornicate with Marilyn Manson. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Does Nick Loeb work for the Dyad Institute? Does the Dyad need yet another string of clones?

I think we could be best friends.

Wow, thank you, now I’m blushing! And this is the Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. I never spend so much on makeup, but this stays on forever and never smudges, so it is worth the $26.

I guess I belong here too... ;-/