I live in LA, and for me, I think it's just a status thing. Saying you're going back to your condo/place/apartment doesn't have the same ring to it as "going to my suite at the chateau" It doesn't work on me, but some of my Hollywood friends would buy the shit out of it. LiLo has that people pleaser, yet, "I'm better…

OK and US have conflicting stories, in OK it states that Disick was in attendance at her baby shower and US states that he was hosting a party in Atlantic City. Not that I care, but shouldn't the tabs corroborate stories beforehand?

I was just gonna say he looks like Malcom McDowells portly and creepy younger brother here.

I really really really want Lena and Donald to be my dinners guests. And Donald can totally stay the night.

I know, if 2007 was any indication, she just wanted out of the public eye. Those weren't cries for help getting back on top, those were cries for people to honestly, shut the fuck up and leave her alone. I always pictured her happiest moment in life would be when she could raise her boys in Kentwood. Her family sucks…

So hearted for that!

This is, for lack of a better word, POP POP!!!!!

Yes, I remember now. I just didn't want the creators to have been goofing with us the entire time and have the voice over Ted say, "Kids, sometimes life takes an unexpected turn...sans yellow umbrella." Plus, adding Victoria into the mix again would be too forced and odd.

I DID TOO!! I didn't like Quinn from the beginning and knew she wasn't gonna be around much longer. Sparkles and Stinston... it just feels right. So glad the whole Ted and Robin thing is finally put to rest, it just wasn't going to happen. But, what confuses me is Victoria and Ted right now...

I just came to jezebel and saw you replied regarding NPH. Do you happen to watch How I Met Your Mother?!

Mick Kelley sure changed my outlook on a lot of things, therefore changing my life. The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter made me see things in a way I had never considered before. Made me realize every invisible person has a story. And, no matter the grand idea someone has in their minds eye of themselves, they still just…

I feel for NPH, damned iphone autocorrect gets me every time, it's a piece of "shut" sometimes.

I'm the birth mother and I watch it! Regina being a class A biatch to Emma makes me wanna punch the evil right out of her!

I feel your pain, I showed this to a girlfriend recently and she said Binx needs a diet! He's pleasingly plump and curvy in all the right places. Pshhhhh, what do they know?

This makes me miss my old man Tigger. He was the head of the household until he passed about 5 years ago. He had a thing for cantaloupe, he'd always paw at us until he got some! Whenever I get some, I always put a piece out for him.

SAME! Minus the Nyquil. I took some benadryl. I'm debating taking my last wisdom tooth post surgery percocet. But then I'd wanna stay awake watching Community, laughing all tingly. Damn.

Oh, the joys of Echo Park. Musty galleries and tall cans of PBR. It's been a while since I've trudged over thataway. I seem to be grounded to the Valley lately.

Only heck yeah I do! My cat Binx gets kisses on the nose almost every time I hold him! And I kiss his chest and tummy. I'm the crazy cat mama.

TREAT YOSELF!

Y'all, this weekend is going to be wonderfully bittersweet. For one, I've decided, since my mom has been the best single mother alive and I appreciate her so much, this whole weekend shall be mothers weekend. We're seeing the Avengers on Sunday and we're gonna make some crafts. Yeah, I'm a 23 year old momma's girl. I…