MY LOINS! MY LOINS! JON, you're killing me. I can't, stop it. I love you.

So, I can marry Rooney Mara now? Thanks Mr. President. Here's hoping she says YES!!!

Rooney Mara, I love you so much. This dress looks wonderful on you, the hair pulled back as well. I wondered how she'd style her Bitter Pill hairdo, she did an impeccable job. /Love Letter

True that, and especially since it's Porters. I know in some cases it'd be considered romantic, as they had grown up with each other, mothers are best friends etc etc. but it all seems so incredibly forced and not at all lifelike. I don't remember any exchanges between the two throughout the series besides this.

Ugh, exactly! Like she couldn't be strong and provide him with the best soapbox herself? They had to put a man or, men, in this case as a source of power.

I used to care a lot about the Met Ball, but now I could care less. Then I realized Rooney Mara may be attending and there may be one person I care about. Damn, Rooney, I love you.

Okay, who else is a little miffed at Susan for forcing Julie to keep her baby? And the whole lingo about "giving up" the baby really bugs me. As a young girl who placed a baby for adoption myself, I always get super touchy around stories like this. Although, my story was more like Peggy Olsen on Mad Men. (I did it…

Who still watches Desperate Housewives? Rant in reply.

WORD!

I'm still completely into both of them, 30 Rock, however, loses my interest quite often I find. It used to be my favorite. Parks and Rec will never go wrong in my eyes.

Just saw Cabin in the Woods! It was like an excellent episode of Buffy on crack. Hellmouth times a million, and every demon Buffy has wrestled in one place. So badass.

Does this mean we get a new digital short with SHY RONNIE?!? Okay, that's it, cancel my social saturday. I'm getting me a crepe to go along with my SNL tonight.

It's a film called the Poker House. It was based on the director/writers life experience. The director is Lori Petty of Tank Girl fame. Haunting film, honestly.

TRUE THAT! I don't know how I always seem to forget April O'Neil! And I have a turtle shell backpack in college.

Haha, I was born on April 13th. April Fools Day must be a great birthday as well.

My name is April, and while I love it, it's uniqueness and the like, I get a little tired of the month jokes. "What happens when May comes around?" and "I'm july!" you can imagine the rest.

Cody could also be used for both.

I actually took this photo a year (and a day) ago. I have a really pretty white lace fan and was inspired by all the hats whilst watching the Royal Wedding. Inspired or poking fun, one or the other. And, that's my pissed puddy tat Binx!!!

Hey y'all, I'm April, I live in L.A, go to school in the Valley, I major in Political Science and Journalism. I was born in Kansas. And I am usually chain smoking, so this is me smoking a marlboro 27.

'Dis my jam. Gold Guns Girls is the shit too. Ahhh, especially live, they're so energetic it's contagious!!!!