What do the Cavs and your comment have in common?

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

They forgot the obvious one:

Send John Connor back into time to eliminate Colin Kaepernick as a twelve year old.

If he wasn’t.... How would you know?

Satan’s Ashtray: scotch and bong water.

Six moons should give Boban enough time to perfect his bread recipe, made out of the ground bones of an Englishman.

I can confirm that this one is real:

SHIT THAT SUCKS, RANKED

“I’m not sure what Hosmer means by ‘turn around.’”

Only the second fire this year!

May this movement catch fire like a mighty river.

It was a perfect opportunity for Google to have a doodle of Jesus emerging from a cave and saying, “April Fools!”

Holly Holm once knocked her into next week and she certainly doesn’t want to experience that again.

Have you ever thought that, maybe, you’re the weird one for not having that fetish?

“It’s important for the stories in my movies to be grounded.”

this is goodminton

SHUT UP AND EAT FRESH!

goes even better with “Gary’s Got a Boner” from Let it Be by the Replacements

We should go back to the days of Thor, Odin and Freya. It is a better story.

it definitely sets a president.