I used to have a giant picture of Immortan Joe in my office (in a very fancy frame) but my boss made me take it down because “it was freaking people out.”

don’t talk about my girlfriend like that.

My wife is a slut.

Trick question! They never do a good job

I think the technical term is “sandwich cannon”

I can relate. On way to work today my shoe became untied. I faced the uncertain fear of stopping to tie it and risk being run over or push on. I decided to press on in constant fear of possibly tripping. Barely made it.

a white nationalist podcast called Unapologetic

Don’t forget the GOP/NRA want her to have a gun in the classroom.

Isn’t it possible that more than one culture could be worshiping the same one true monkey god?

Nice! 🏆

Today’s Code 45* departs a bit from the usual format, since El Naranja Gordo has apparently only offered us one regular word and a two-word phrase from which to divine the message: ‘WITCH HUNT’ and ‘WAY.’ The C45* machine believes it to be an anagram today, so let’s have a look. Anyone with any facility for anagrams…

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

I mean. . . Lecouffe-Deharme is certainly a better artist than Goodkind is a writer. Also not nearly as much of a dick.

But how will this change the timelines and lore from the Great Ape War?!?!

I don’t think Millar means it’s about secret identities as in the plot device of keeping secret. He means we’re more engaged with them as people we get to know than the powers and identities they do heroism in. The MCU got its momentum from absolutely nailing Steve Rogers and Tony Stark and pulling off a miracle with…

I think I understand what Millar meant but may have articulated poorly. The movie characters may not have “secret” identities, but they do have dual identities. Millar is, I believe, asserting that DCEU puts the hero first and the human second, whereas MCU either puts the human first, or shoves the conflict between…

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

It also works with snow so not likely.

What if they were just decorating the caves so they’d get laid?

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.