[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

I grew up in Colorado Springs. The city had it coming.

it’s uncharted territory for me.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

If you told me five years ago there is a group of Americans that make the Juggalos look sane and reasonable...

In Australia, that would be a stiff upper lip.

I feel like the sentiment still fits though.

Donald Trump has made the internet side with Juggalos. This will be the crowing achievement of his presidency.

I assumed they were referencing Hot Shots! Part Deux, the mother of all sequels.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Well, since everyone went to see American Assassin, I’m guessing they were hoping a scene in which Jesus (holding a machine gun) kicks down a door, then announces “I died for you. Now it’s your turn, bitches”. That’s how allegories work, yes?

How is Bhabie Fhormed?

I’m new to kinja but did we just side step the fact that this comment was left by the actual Spider-Man?

Yet more evidence of ESPN’s liberal, left-wang coverage.

...mother! F

If you dropped a tray of fried chicken and Colt 45 and then said “Dang, I just had a BLACCIEDENT!!” THAT would be wrong. So don’t do that.

It’s interesting, because if you read Dante’s description of what entering hell is like, it’s that video. Those are the screaming souls that greet you.

Like Trump would use the word “exculpatory.”