Albert Pujols was once as beloved as almost any player ever by his hometown fans, well on his way to being the defining player of his generation. Now he’s almost forgotten, washed up, and being forced to watch himself get surpassed by an even better player on a nightly basis, on a (still) shitty team.

I think I’d be able to deal with Trump as president if he wasn’t literally everything the GOP accused Obama of being.

I don’t know what you’re talking about!

Looking like a thumb seems to be his fetish.

Now now in all fairness he was most likely born an idiot.

“So we’re being asked to provide Constitutional protections for behavior, a choice in behavior as opposed to a primary characteristic.”

Why does he always have the stupidest fucking face on his head.

Sure, you could die in the line of duty but at least Eric could resurrect you.

“This is a pic of him (on the far right)“

I’m going to guess they’re going to trot out Mitch McConnell to say

always slide into firstbase head first

You’d think they’d be opposed to participation trophies, but here we are.

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

Breathtaking incompetence is this administration’s fucking wheelhouse!

“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

The Nort Remembers

a) I’m so tired of Marvel ramming the Inhumans down our throats because some other studio owns the rights to Mutants. The Inhumans were okay as a side story that got revisited every so often. As a focal point of the Marvel Universe...meh.

“I consider myself a classical liberal.”