OTOH, TNT Commentator Shaquille O’Neal eloquently expressed what many fans were feeling over Thomas’ loss he said “Mrrump grmmhrm huunpmhrs drmmmhuhnnp urhmp.”

Don’t let anymore hens into the Fox house.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Sun Tzu says: “use your most powerful weapons immediately, and without prior consideration.”

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

Frankly, it’s insulting you would imply the President has time to even consider issues not related to the murder of civilians or tasty desserts

Yeah you can take a pill that will magically fetch the aborted fetus from the sewers and put it back in your belly to grow. Slight chance it picks up rat or turtle dna so if you are lucky you may have a baby you can train to be a ninja!

Is it possible to develop a reading disorder later in life? I’ve misread 4 headlines today and thought this video/article was going to be about pirates.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

We’ll always have Guam!

I think the overall theme is “pointlessly”.

Fucking 2nd amendment. I’ll never know why the founding fathers thought arming bears was such a good idea.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Do you think he made a wish while the Nats were getting blown out?

I bet he was just trying to clap back at Twitter trolls telling him to “stick to baseball!”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Yeah pretty sure the greatest “cohering force” in America is Star Wars, not sure what she’s talking about.

Consistency means “white” in this context.

I’ve never met a submariner that didn’t look up to a pilot at some point.

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