Like this?

Honestly a Toby Keith concert sounds like a better reason to start a World War than an Archduke assassination.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

I would give at least two non-thumb fingers for the return of Peanut Butter Toast Crunch cereal.

I’ve always been annoyed that the Trolley Dodgers went to the giant city and the Giants went to the trolley city.

Now that’s funny, because the first time I ever saw the DBT was at the 40 Watt as a 17 yo high school student. I got in because my girlfriend’s older brother was bouncing. I bet Patterson woulda thought it was funny that I was introduced to his music because of some guy doing his old gig, and poorly.

my guess

I think he just misspelled ‘repugnant.’

I am neither Russian nor a prostitute but I will pee on it for the low low price of $13 and a round trip plane ticket.

I admire but do not share your optimism.

That’s Racist.

Speaking as a liberal Atlantan, please kill me.

500 days of Fuckin’ up Humanity

I hate everything.

He flew too close to the sun... on wings of pastrami

... I take your point but I very do want that.

Wolverine healed form this, so I wouldn’t think a mere foreskin would be a bridge too far.

Man, if I die in a terrorist attack that douchebag better keep my name out of his face-anus or I’m gonna haunt the shit out of him.