Hey, I did the crown/crayon thing too, which caused me to greatly underestimate the tragedy that befell Jack from the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme. Are you from the south?

Honestly a Toby Keith concert sounds like a better reason to start a World War than an Archduke assassination.

Man, just yesterday I listened to Dan Carlin’s ‘Destroyer of Worlds’ podcast, and I’m in a very dark mood regarding nukes. Eventually one of these tigers is gonna lose its grip on a tail and it’s gonna be the worst catastrophe in human history by many orders of magnitude.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

Im sorry, but this is all I can think of when ever I see McMaster speak:

I would give at least two non-thumb fingers for the return of Peanut Butter Toast Crunch cereal.

I’ve always been annoyed that the Trolley Dodgers went to the giant city and the Giants went to the trolley city.

Now that’s funny, because the first time I ever saw the DBT was at the 40 Watt as a 17 yo high school student. I got in because my girlfriend’s older brother was bouncing. I bet Patterson woulda thought it was funny that I was introduced to his music because of some guy doing his old gig, and poorly.

Man, Ned Flanders is gettin’ old.

my guess

Or instead of making someone their version of Wonder Woman they should take advantage of the fact that they already have the only version of Squirrel Girl.

Shoulda just cast Connie Britton and saved on the prop budget.

I think he just misspelled ‘repugnant.’

Psst... raccoons aren’t marsupials.

I am neither Russian nor a prostitute but I will pee on it for the low low price of $13 and a round trip plane ticket.

I admire but do not share your optimism.

That’s Racist.

Speaking as a liberal Atlantan, please kill me.

500 days of Fuckin’ up Humanity