WHY IS SHE PLAYING WITH SHOES IN THE VIDEO?

I get annoyed when people use "Southern pride" as a defense. Oh yeah? How many black Southerners you see with Confederate flags? And why do you think that is? It's Southern WHITE pride they're talking about, not Southern pride. Still racist.

So………
Congratulations are in order?

No.

2 things: 1. ZATANNA. The fact she even knows who that is has just multiplied my crush on her. 2. Not to nitpick, but it's the Purist (not 'the Purest') at Guero's, I refuse to drink margaritas anywhere else in Austin, and why have I not seen her there? I need to spend more time drinking.

My Dinner With Andre changed my idea of what a movie could be. I saw that and Swimming to Cambodia within a couple weeks of each other, and both blew me away.

You said taint.

Eazy E called it 'an after school special with cussing.' And I have to agree. It hasn't aged well.

FEEL MY MUSCLES!

Then make the time if you're going to comment. The report clearly implicates Brady. Once again, read the report. If he was only trying to get them to the lower end of the legal limit, why were the balls secreted away to the bathroom to be further deflated AFTER THE BALLS HAD BEEN APPROVED? I hate writing in all caps,…

Do you think everyone loved Joe Montana? Terry Bradshaw? Or (NBA) Jordan? Read the report before you even talk about this. HE (THE ASSISTANT) TOOK THE FOOTBALLS TO THE BATHROOM WITH HIM. AFTER THEY HAD BEEN INSPECTED. HE WAS DONE WITH THE FOOTBALLS. HE HAD HANDED THEM OVER TO THE OFFICIALS. THEY WERE LOOKING FOR THEM.…

Jay Cutler is a resting bitch. I say that as a lifelong Bears fan. Trust me, it hurts.

So he wanted to pee on the footballs? You're pretending to be stupid. Please don't. The footballs had already been inspected and approved, were sitting in a bag, about to be taken to the field. Had this been any other team (or QB), the response would probably have been harsher. Since when has any pro sports league…

They were actively trying to take their opponents out of the game. The people who wrote the rule book for the NFL wrote that it is against the rules for a player from one team to actively try to injure a player from another team with the intention of preventing them from competing. Period. Explain how the people who…

On the one hand, ok. You're right. On the other hand, if you're cheating, and you know you're cheating, when you get caught, suck it up. Admit it it and take your lumps.

So after the footballs had been checked, the guy took them to the bathroom for 30-odd seconds to. . . what? Play Phil Miller? Draw faces on them and make them his friends?
This isn't a court of law. The NFL doesn't have to prove anything beyond a reasonable doubt. If it were a court of law, they had more than enough…

It doesn't get much more blatant than going out of your way to make someone physically unable to compete. Cheating. That's like saying Tanya Harding didn't blatantly cheat when she had someone kneecap Nancy Kerrigan. It's also worse in that it potentially ends careers. See Jim McMahon. He was the victim of a Packers…

No worries. To be clear, I'm not defending Tom Brady or the Patriots. I'm surprised (happily) that the punishment is as severe as it is, though I'm pretty sure it will be reduced. And it's obvious- OBVIOUS- that Brady was in on it.

Paying players extra to deliberately injure players on opposing teams is and was against the rules.

Against the rules. Doing it = cheating.