Lasties! Okay, everybody stop now. (I've always wanted to do that.)

Not nominated for Director, Actor, Actress.

"Birdman Begins." Reboot! With Colin Farrell! Or whoever!

Or at all.

Grumble.

Lifetime Achievement Award.

Also possible. Immediately thought of the TV Funhouse bit where Steadman pretended to be a spy so he had an excuse to cut out every time Oprah wanted to get freaky.

Reference to Steadman. See TV Funhouse.

Eddie, just cut to commercial.

Great Britain Hardcore wins! Great Britain Hardcore wins!

Spaceballs. C'mon.

And talked down to Martin Freeman.

There ARE a whole lot of. . . ummm. . . witches. . . .jumping ship.

Another slap.

So who wins?

This song should've belonged to Boyz II Men.

All filler, no killer. No pun intended.

Check.

Yes please.

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