The TSA is safety theater, and nothing more.

Probably how most people screw with skin care products, with eyes closed and hands clenched.

Foreign intelligence is pieced together from many crumbs. You pick up a crumb here, get a little crumb there, and add it to your current crumbs and suddenly you have a much better picture of what your friend or adversary is doing. To continue with that analogy, it is extremely rare to find an entire loaf of bread…

Top Gun references aside, they’re probably enamored my Tom Cruise and watch Top Gun every day and were damned if they were going to let this opportunity pass them by.

I, for one, can’t wait for all of the Top Gun references in the comments.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

It’s to the north.

Uber’so getting waymo than they bargained for.

Now Waymo people are gonna hear about it. It’s gonna be Uber interesting.

Who wore it better?

Who wore it better?

Go back to Russia, commie.

Good luck deploying it when you’re cold and you’re wet and you’re tired.

Good luck deploying it when you’re cold and you’re wet and you’re tired.

“niddle.”

“niddle.”

John Oliver fan, eh?

Good question for the more defense knowledgeable side of Jalopnik.

Rick Perry will solve this, just as soon as he looks up “plutonium” on Wikipedia.

I just want you filthy people to wash your legs. We’ll worry about scents at a later date.

It’s been a while since I’ve cried at work for reasons that didn’t require bourbon later.

Dude. DUDE. Foxtrotalpha tries so, so, so so so so SOOOOOOO so very hard to be apolitical and to provide even-handed military analysis. That’s why it’s been so worthy of reading. This is a great article that follows in that tradition. Tyler and Terrell have done really bang-up jobs of running a really informative…