OMG YES

Avocado-themed single-use utensils are almost always nonsense.

I can ask my cousin. He was lead on the advertisement for the original movie.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

That meat confetti is amazing.

Ohh . . . I think I figured out my problem . . . :(

Real talk though I am going to be FIRST in line for Skywalker hands

thank you for this

PUSSY

I’m told I don’t need it anymore! The professional illness and injury hustlers in the Demonrat Party made all that up. George Soros something.

Well, I’m glad that Exxon is taken care of. They were struggling so.

That sounds like quite the....

You could have chosen any way for your bad-credit doppelganger to die and you went with boating accident.
A vaguely Classy activity, but still a humiliating way to go.
Respect.

Haha that’s not how wars work. IF you kill him. IF nobody else takes control. IF you can dial these generals with your magic phone which knows all numbers and can reach anywhere.

How about a topless tank driving school.

So you’re saying, “Tanks, but no tanks?”

2.5 million reasons to say tanks

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

All that suff is readily available on the black meowket.