Over medium beats over easy?

For a second there I thought I heard.....singing.

Ryan, some things in here don’t react well to bullets.

Yeah, this things going to be yet another Russian sub sitting at the bottom of the ocean with a bunch of frozen sailors in it.  They’ve always produced knock-offs that sound scary but a barely more than skin-deep competent.

Magnetohydrodynamic propulsion.  You follow?  It’s like a jet engine for the water.

you will receive the Order of Lenin for this. 

Russia tried that but found out is was too easily sabotaged by “a Goddammed COOK!!”

yeah, but does it have a caterpillar drive?

You’re in the wrong blog.  

Man, those guys nailed the robot sounds.

I would gladly attend this event - please schedule.

Any suggestion how to cook this in an Instant-pot pressure cooker? 

I need my own island away from you fucking people. All of you.

Fucking yes dude, gross.

Kids, I do believe that is the YMC-130H. The most badass C-130 ever.

Q: how do you fit a C130 into a parking lot?

Booty Sweat is never an issue if you pair it with a Bust-A-Nut.

Easy. I don’t think Keynesian economics works. I know that Socialism works even less. If I could just vote individually on variety of issues, I would prefer that to the current system because I am big on the separation of church and state so I don’t like the religious right either.

I blame the Vatican. If they had never lost their grip on power in the Western world then they would be able to commission and control the greatest artists of our era.

Great. Now we have to fight to the death.