That this movie is still arguably the worst Star Wars movie ever made.

“Within 30 seconds” of someone mentioning the idea of the Emperor coming back, everyone knew it was the right idea.

This is a weird question. The sauces all have different purposes.

The sauce I’m going to dip a chicken nugget into isn’t likely to be the same sauce I’m dipping a wonton into which isn’t likely to be the same sauce I’m going to dip a donut hole into.

Therefore, the only possible answer is “not Ranch.”

This is a weird question. The sauces all have different purposes.

The sauce I’m going to dip a chicken nugget into…

“I have no [expletive] idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care.” - JJ Abrams

I’ve long held that the best exercise is the full-body pump one gets from crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women.

How could Leia use the Force to save herself in The Last Jedi?

The ending of the Cell Saga was well done, and if you consider even the original DBZ...it felt like a natural ending.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Wow, looks like his brain got smart but his head got dumb.

Moistened bint. Huge difference.

So all that’s left is for some watery bint to lob a scimitar at him, and the prophecy will be complete.

Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

God, what I’d give to have sit in on this marketing agency meeting. I want so bad to meet the guy who first said “...what if we killed him?”.

broke: 30 second Super Bowl Commercials
woke: 2 week long ARGs that culminate in a 60 second, $25 million ad where a “beloved” brand mascot comes back with a new coat of CGI paint and a more affordable celeb voiceover

Here is 1 cameo in a movie.

Gonna build my capsule, gonna build it right
Gonna do an escape test flight
The motto’s always been “When it’s right, it’s right”
Why wait until the middle of a disastrous flight
When everything’s better just to test the system today
And we know the space is always gonna be here any way

Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up…

Big deal. I can build a rocket that blows up.

Two hours, three hours if you count from beginning to end. It’s easy enough to just not spoil the show in the headline/