Everything else aside - the use and integration of “Blue Monday” into this trailer was phenomenal. Sound effects for breakbeats, symphonic adaptation - all spot on.  Slays the tired ‘ominous, brooding version of a pop hit’ music, hopefully.

She does the family finances and she’s horrified that he just bought a $2,000 exercise bike with a $500/yr subscription fee. She knows they’re upside-down on the house and all three cars, their destination wedding is still spread across their credit cards, and the HOA is making them redo the yard and the siding.

They didn’t tell me to drink responsibly at the end. I guess I’m getting hammered tonight. 

it changed her because her family is now measurably poorer because of this overpriced exer-cycle?

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

I’ve enjoyed the show but it feels like their editors think they’re working in a visual medium.

I didn’t make it to three episodes of Invisibilia. They had all these weird twee touches, like literally yelling from a rooftop “you might not need eyes to see!” Then the next episode was about a woman who can feel the emotions she sees other people feeling, and I was just like “oh, so she has an empathy disorder (or…

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

Not going to lie. It would be a funny joke if you forgot who said it....

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

why would you waste that play against the bengals

This play is totally stolen from Tecmo Super Bowl

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

That was a tough outing. Is Trubinsky over? It was hard to tell because it didn’t look he had much time, but he didn’t look good. With that defense he just has to be not bad.