Hey. Go to hell with your fucking spoiler headline.

i don’t know if its been deleted, but this is the greatest tweet of all time:

I think the first Sith to solve the problem was Darth Halen.

Though I have to wonder how many ancient Jedi died due to power chord malfunctions.

Maybe they’ll release an interactive version so the audience can buy loot boxes that fix the fur on the characters.

Sure, spend even more money on it. That should fix it.

They did reveal it. Finn tells Poe that he knows for a fact that Palpy sent someone to recover Rey alive. They all thought she was meant to be killed but Palpy actually had his plan for her all along.

What the fuck is up with that dagger? how does it only match the wreckage of the death star II from a certain angle? It was implied to be ancient. So palpatine knew what woudl happen to him? That doesn’t work....

The location of these wayfinders was implied to be long lost and written in the sacred jedi texts - so how…

Hot take: everyone has been taking Star Wars way way way way way more seriously than they should have been since about 1993 at least, if not earlier, and everyone should shut up about it for a few years.

TBF, Tom Holland’s really young, and Hemworth and Jordan are naturally super athletic. Though I guess Jordan was jacked, but not as huge in Creed.

Pop the buttons off your shirt like Terry Crews in Brooklyn 99?

Diet. You’d be shocked how easy it is to lose weight if you have someone monitoring every calorie you intake.

The Big Thicc.

You’ll take your Whip Hubley cameo and you’ll like it.

Is it safe to assume that someone’s mouth will write a check that their body would dishonor for nonsufficient finds?

There is literally a guy with an “A” on his helmet, and stars and stripes on his shield called CAPTAIN AMERICA - who leads the charge against that character. I know this shouldn’t piss me off so much but golly.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

So if I get a wife and kids I can assault people? That’s the defense?

Everything else aside - the use and integration of “Blue Monday” into this trailer was phenomenal. Sound effects for breakbeats, symphonic adaptation - all spot on.  Slays the tired ‘ominous, brooding version of a pop hit’ music, hopefully.

I have an alternative plan (if I may):