Almonds are fine, and perhaps the most versatile nut, but the cashew is the best nut and I will accept no arguments in opposition (except maybe the macadamia nut, but they’re so goddamn expensive and hard to crack that I only have them a couple times a year).

I see one Asian man (two rows directly behind Paul Ryan’s head), and one non-white person way in the back (pictured below), but that’s all.

I found one sort-of-brownish woman way back there...

No, you don’t need a revival. What you should do is maybe just...cast these folks in more stuff. Some of them are doing great, some are doing fine, and others could use a boost. But they’re all talented. We just...don’t need more The Office. It was perfect for a time, then it stopped being great, and now its time has…

/cums

Poor guy, you can really see the agony of defeat on his face.

You can imagine how surprised I am after the meticulous way the NFL has handled every other investigation.

14 Billion a year in revenue. 60k for a competent investigator is just far too big an ask. 

I told you Pluto would get its revenge!

Ignoring people on fucking Twitter isn’t “ducking questions”, it’s simply being an intelligent human being that values their sanity.

after John Allen Chau it’s good to see an effective Chris Chen savior

The Trump Administration is an allegory in hubris unfolding in real time. 

They gave Foreground the point but Table Tennis Guy should have won the point because Foreground touches the table to run to the final hit. That’s a nono. I demand a review of these judges.

thought that at first, too, but the official flips the other guy’s score from 4 to 5, so his shot must have hit the table and just been blokkered from view.

At least we’re appreciating the gravity of the situation?

Stop having heroes

The chances of his reputation getting ruined over this whole debacle is astronomical.

Terry Crews

Spoilers: It’s a rock.