Let it be Ditka.

That got intense pretty fast.

If Thomas had pulled out a hidden can of Bud Light from under that goal post Troy Aikman would have rubbed his nipples while screaming ‘Dilly Dilly’ to keep his corporate overlords happy.

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

Joe Buck and Troy Aikman can go buy a Hyundai SUV to get away from it all and then get eaten by a bear.

Yes it was entirely their fault

Who says we have to wait?

I just wish the original legendary performance had also been filmed. I’d love to watch that, but I’ll settle for this.

1. Don’t Stop Me Now

What was wrong with it was Tony Siragusa.

I’m looking for a t-shirt with a neck hole that doesn’t get stretched out of shape by my big head

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

Wow. Someone finally confronts these people about what ACTUAL CHRISTIANITY IS ABOUT and it’s considered an attack.

Nope.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

Or...he’ll run the ball from his own 3 on 4th and 8, but won’t run the ball on 2nd and goal to go from the 1 in the Super Bowl?

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

“As to why Lockett and Baldwin got to celebrate some other guy’s touchdown… well, who knows. Doesn’t matter. Still a good celebration.”

“...It has been a very disruptive thing in my life.”

I think we can agree that Thursday Night Football is somehow a Madden simulation using the engine from 2034; the graphics are indistinguishable from reality but the physics still aren’t quite right.