I misread it as that, too. 

This is also just fucking stupid - do the people that send these things think Hillary is walking down to the mail box and just opening whatever packages are there? Do they think Soros opens his own fucking mail?

I thought that read “pivoting to escorts” and wondered “so what else is new?”

Just some passionate, patriotic individuals. People who love their nation. Nationalists, I believe they’re called.

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.

If she doesn’t care, why should you? Two situations are not the same. One was consensual. The other was not.

He has season tickets, too, but he plans to give them away now.

I can imagine that he doesn’t ever want to feel like he did that day. 

So, naturally he shanked one right when it meant the difference.

My favorite is all of the State-wide R’s from Northern Illinois that talk about how they share the same values of you Down-State voters. Southern Illinoisans hate that term.

Tom Holland’s a menace!

I live near Illinois, they have the WORST political ads. Mike Maddigan, whoever the hell that is, apparently hates puppies.

Would he have to start spelling his name "Dreww"?

Seriously, how did that chestnut come in third?   

You’ll pay big capital gains taxes on anything you make; and this is after paying a huge chunk of taxes on the lump sum initially. That’s getting taxed twice.

I hate the patriots and cowboys completely and forever. By extension, I hate Sam Adams beer, Tony Romo as a commentator, Click and Clack, and both cities.  I view this as completely rational and will not seek the help my wife says I need. 

But then we’d need a report on which cheerleaders are being unpatriotic sluts and wearing leggings in freezing weather.

I would rather watch the same five Dodd’s Furniture commercials over and over again until the end of the year than deal with the non-stop bullshit political ads (even on during football -- is nothing sacred?!) telling me that Richard Cordray personally poisoned the milk of every child in the state. (I live in Ohio. I…