I dunno, phone vibration seems like a pretty low bar. “Is there a diesel idling outside?” “Are they tunneling under this building?” “Is someone using a jackhammer in the basement?”

They really do. It’s uncanny.  The bacon at Mickey D’s, and even more so Burger King, is just sad and limp.

Somehow Wendy’s always has the bacon perfectly crisp. 

But you did erect a statue to a murderer, so...

When recounting the hit, Ben Roethlisberger said, “He hits A.B., then, literally, as I am under center for the next play, he points at JuJu and says, ‘You’re next.’ How do you allow that stuff?” Brown himself called it a “nasty hit.”’

Bud Dupree admitted last week that after Ryan Shazier paralyzed himself, he and Vince Williams were “looking for revenge” against the Bengals. For years, Steelers players have had a history of making dirty hits on Bengals players, hits that resulted in rules being changed repeatedly (Hines Ward’s season-ending hit on…

If you ever needed an example of an organization doing whatever they can to sabotage and undermine a person’s career is what McDermott and ownership did last year. Peterman is barely a Division 1 quarterback. He is actually playing in the NFL. And all these pundits like Smith, Dilfer and the main water-carrier Greer…

Yeah, but at least the competent black gut they had around for a few years is gone. Now THAT was embarrassing.

When 127 Hours came out, someone asked me in a crowded elevator if I’d seen it. I said “I want to, but it sounds too long...” and someone behind me audibly groaned. I still well up with pride when I think about it.

Free Solo was the original title for 127 Hours

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

With better public education one day we’ll get there!

I can’t stand people who go to live shows and yell shit out for the performers to do. That’s not how art or performance works. Do they go to a museum and yell at the curators to hang different art?

No, you burn them in front of your in-laws.

No drug or supplement can substitute for a really long

The greatest QB of all-time is Steve McNair. He got Jeff Fisher to a Super Bowl.

If Drew Brees is so great, why does he hate our troops?

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.