The concept of Danity Kane was created by and for the Chinese in order to make female U.S. singing groups non-competitive.

Katamari on the Swing or, as my friend called it, “Japanese Tom Jones.”

I simply cannot with this woman. The very first thing he “bought” her, her stupid engagement ring, he got for FREE for doing a cheap stunt in a tacky New Jersey mall. Even his grifting POS father said it was tacky! A supposedly $100,000 ring (sure...) he got for nothing because he propsed to her in a mall as a PR…

 His father left so many attorneys hanging during the course of his career that now that he’s in REAL trouble, literally NONE of the top firms will represent him.

also when your boy is about to get indicted you gotta put a claim in on those assets before The Man does

I would buy the HELL out of this

Buress should have responded by nailing 95 of his best jokes to the theater door.

At his peak, no one was funnier than Jim Carey.

Where’s your family now?

eating something solely because no one else likes it is the ultimate old man move.

Jim Carey absolutely crushes this

I’ve got to be honest, the first time I read this I had only glanced at the headline and thought you were recommending a novel way to imbibe Rabarbaro liqueur.

Bowser and Donkey Kong have more girth and momentum but it takes them longer to get going.

Fellow Pistons fan here.

Sorry, this is the part I don’t agree with, and it’s the fundamental difference between what an agent would have done and what he did:

A shower AND a grower

Pancakes. He made pancakes.

Likewise.

That would be impossible. I eat it all the time but I freely admit it looks almost exactly like diarrhea.