Trump doesn’t have the metal dexterity to imagine a toy monkey that claps cymbals AND flips.

You guys...I’m starting to think he may not actually be very bright.

I said, “Well, in that case, I feel differently,” I said, “but I don’t believe it.” I sent one of our guys out, his guy, my guy, they went out, I said, “Check, because I can’t believe it.”

Part of Trump’s strength with his base involves his ability to obfuscate through bloviation. If he keeps talking for long enough, in enough verbal circles, his audience eventually loses the thread, and thinks, “Well, he’s (supposedly) rich, and a (horrifically unsuccessful) businessman, and he’s President, so he’s…

I can’t understand what he’s saying :( I know the individual words, because they’re easy words, but I don’t understand how they come together as a sentence, the narrative thread I’m supposed to follow...

The governor’s staff told the students that Ducey was unavailable

I wonder if the kids feel the same way about Doug Ducey. That he’s being used by adults with an agenda (e.g. the Koch Brothers and the NRA).

How I was at 16 would probably be a whole lot different if someone had shot up my high school and killed a bunch of my friends. Don’t be dense.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

Peak Trump.

Please cite your sources...

It’s already victim-shaming time in here? Wow.

I think the important thing to remember here is nothing.

1. They know a 19 year old with a history of mental illness and run-ins with the police was easily able to get an AR-15 thanks to the NRA and GOP.

I agree, most of them probably know jack-diddly about our gun laws.

Actually, Harrison Ford couldn’t stop saying, “Jesus Christ, who writes this shit?” after speaking every line of dialogue. Ruined a lot of takes.

And every time that stunt guy got shot with a blaster he did a Wilhelm scream. So unprofessional

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

What did they think was going to happen? They hired the most unqualified incompetent people they could find. Of course they are going to look stupid in interviews.

LOL. I voted for her you schmuck. She had her chance and she fucking blew it. Time for her to take her toys and go home. There are plenty of good Dem candidates. There is no need for someone so polarizing to be a national political figure representing a party trying to regain power. I know logic is not your strong…